2 definitions by Alabama Custard

Y.O.M©

Y.O.M© You Owe Me!

It is the opposite of I.O.U.

Take what’s rightfully yours and leave a lovely Y.O.M© note.

Simple!

I paid for your takeaway and you promised to pay me back, but you didn’t because you are a complete tight arse.

Y.O.M©

I have cooked, cleaned and wiped your arse for 10 years and had nothing in return. Y.O.M©

by Alabama Custard August 12, 2023

Mothew

Name given to a male moth.

I screamed as the fluttery, beating wings of the giant moth in my bathroom, fluttered like a drum past my face. I had to name him. I named him Mothew.

by Alabama Custard August 12, 2023