3 definitions by Agallon
Trayvon Photo or Trayvon Picture is an old photo, typically more than 4 years old, used to make believe that somebody is younger or different than what currently is. The term comes after Trayvon Martin's pictures that were used by the media where they showed a 13-year-old kid when he really was 17.
I think I am going to use this Trayvon Photo to put on my Facebook profile. I look younger and slimmer than what I currently am.
by Agallon June 5, 2013
The ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won't give you the table you want, when you don't even have a reservation. She will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.
Hostess: Welcome to Maximo Bistrot. We are kind of full today. Do you have a reservation?
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
Client: No, but we can wait.
Hostess: How many?
Client: Three.
(Minutes later)
Client: Hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
Hostess: They were waiting already before you arrived. But, we now have a table for you and your friends.
Client: But we want the table you gave to those guys.
Hostess: I'm sorry I can't do that. That table is already taken.
Client: You don't know who you are dealing with. I'm going to call Lady Profeco to have this crappy place shut down.
by Agallon May 4, 2013
Offspring of a celebrity, typically with a stupid name such as Suri, Shiloh, Blue Ivy, or North West.
- Did you know that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their child North West?
- Yes, those morons just ruined the life of that celebritot.
- Yes, those morons just ruined the life of that celebritot.
by Agallon November 2, 2013