10 definitions by ASESSIno

Sur

1.The southern part of California and other states inhabited by Surenos.
2. 13

Some Surenos encountered a Norteno and blasted his ass!

by ASESSIno January 31, 2004

Pitote

Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.

Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!

by ASESSIno February 3, 2004

leva

In graffiti, its when someone slashes someone else and dosent bother to write his name next to the slash because they are lil' bitchez.

Fuk! Some fukn faggit busted a leva and slashed me!

by ASESSIno March 27, 2004

Super Mario

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!

Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!

by ASESSIno April 30, 2004

13

Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.

Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!

by ASESSIno April 12, 2004

Ralph

Ralph Wiggum. The stupidest character on The Simpsons.

It tastes like burning.

by ASESSIno January 31, 2004

Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R

by ASESSIno April 25, 2004