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When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010
Get the stand-in alcoholic mug.A combination of Friday and YAY!, typically to indicate excitement about said Friday; a portmanteau of "Friday" and "Yay".
Can also be applied to other days of the week as such: SaturYAY, SunYAY, TuesYAY, WednesYAY, and ThursYAY. There is no MonYAY for obvious reasons.
Can also be applied to other days of the week as such: SaturYAY, SunYAY, TuesYAY, WednesYAY, and ThursYAY. There is no MonYAY for obvious reasons.
Ann Marie - I've been waiting all week for this weekend. Happy FriYAY!
TJ - I've been waiting all week for FriYAY! I can't wait to see ya.
TJ - I've been waiting all week for FriYAY! I can't wait to see ya.
by AMarie0908 May 5, 2011
Get the FriYAY mug.A combination of Birthday and YAY!, typically to indicate excitement about a birthday; a portmanteau of "Birthday" and "YAY".
See "FriYAY" for reference.
See "FriYAY" for reference.
Karen - "Woo hoo! It's my BirthYAY weekend! We're going out!"
Ann Marie - "Weekend?! It's my BirthYAY Month! We're going out repeatedly!"
Ann Marie - "Weekend?! It's my BirthYAY Month! We're going out repeatedly!"
by AMarie0908 October 8, 2011
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past tense - "rocked my box"
Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box
past tense - "rocked my box"
Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box
"I asked him to rock my box."
"Last night he rocked my box."
"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."
"Last night he rocked my box."
"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."
by AMarie0908 May 13, 2010
Get the rock my box mug.Pronounced "ein-stones", they are the rhinestones that people attach to their eyelids for a dramatic or "stage" or tacky effect.
by AMarie0908 November 2, 2010
Get the eyenstones mug.artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
Get the artificial stupidity mug.ONM is an acronym of "Oh, Never Mind"; typically used in texting. It basically means "oh forget it". Not typically used with sarcasm.
Ann Marie - "What did you mean when you said I could help you?"
Steve - "ONM. I finished it myself."
Steve - "ONM. I finished it myself."
by AMarie0908 December 15, 2010
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