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eyenstones

Pronounced "ein-stones", they are the rhinestones that people attach to their eyelids for a dramatic or "stage" or tacky effect.
Phaedra wore eyenstones at her baby shower!
by AMarie0908 November 2, 2010
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BirthYAY

A combination of Birthday and YAY!, typically to indicate excitement about a birthday; a portmanteau of "Birthday" and "YAY".

See "FriYAY" for reference.
Karen - "Woo hoo! It's my BirthYAY weekend! We're going out!"

Ann Marie - "Weekend?! It's my BirthYAY Month! We're going out repeatedly!"
by AMarie0908 October 8, 2011
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drama drunk

The person who, when drunk, causes or creates drama for everyone around them. This person typically claims no memory of their drunken behavior the next day.
Eric "Are you partying with Jemye tonight?"
Ann Marie "Hells no! That girl is a drama drunk! She had a nervous breakdown last time she got drunk. I had to babysit her all night while she cried about her childhood. This isn't therapy!"
by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
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artificial stupidity

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010
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snowfan

Not just a typical snowman but a SNOWFAN that is wearing your teams favorite jersey.
Ann Marie - "I like your snowman wearing a Flyers jersey."

Billy - "That's not just an ordinary snowman. That's my SNOWFAN. Go Flyers!"
by AMarie0908 February 18, 2011
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stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010
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pillow texting

verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.
TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)

Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*
by AMarie0908 April 8, 2011
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