1Head's definitions

home and hosed

you made it. finished.

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.

by 1Head May 14, 2019

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.

What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.

by 1Head June 3, 2019

ya'll

Contraction of 'you all' in some cases 'all you'. Used to refer to 2 or more people.

Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus.

by 1Head June 11, 2019

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.

"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."

by 1Head April 23, 2017

mobile game

Often used to describe non-mobile games that have similarities with actual mobile games (such as Clash of Clans, Farmville etc) such as pay-to-win, loot-boxes, timers, large or over-simplified user-interfaces, trade gameplay for accessibility or have just otherwise sold-out to make the most possible money with the least amount of effort.

I logged into World of Warcraft yesterday to play Shadowlands, it is basically a mobile game now.
Yeah RuneScape is a mobile game now too, I'm going to play Old School RuneScape instead.

by 1Head April 17, 2020

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

big tech

Refers to large technology companies that have significant impact and even control over elements of our daily lives. Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft. Also Youtube(owned by Google) Netflix, Whatsapp (owned by Facebook), PayPal, Twitter, Spotify and Tencent. Big tech is watching you and selling your data to advertisers. They control what you see and hear online and can sensor anything they don't agree with. They filter search engine results to cater to their agendas and ideals. They want you sign up to their monthly subscriptions and use their payment services. They want you to have a digital ID (ID2020) so they can track your every move, medical history and social credit score (Black Mirror - Nose Dive) etc. The only way to escape big tech is to go off-grid.

Person 1: Big Tech will take over the world.
Person 2: It already has.

by 1Head November 9, 2020