0niTTRay's definitions

arwen

The Jar Jar Binks of the LotR Movies. In the books she was tolerable though,since they didn't cram her in unneccessary places.

Hey man,why the hell is Arwen always wearing that daiam hood? Is she Islamic or sumthin'?

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Quistis

Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.

If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.

by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004

pubes

Hair that grows near your 'danger area'! If you shave it it gets itchy,and if you leave it there...it's itchy!

Trimming is your only option,but shladies and females should wax it.

by 0niTTRay January 7, 2004

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

fuckface

Nameless One
period

"Cheers, fuckface!"-Phillip, South Park

by 0niTTRay April 20, 2006

Kefkatastic

To be so delightfully insane and/or malicious that it makes one laugh like wordKefka/word and such. Also makes them inclined to listening to songs like Kefka's Theme and Dacing Mad.

Run run or you'll be well done! This plan to poison the ravers' bottled water is just Kefkatastic! You know,since ravers suck and we're killing them all.

by 0niTTRay December 26, 2003