Definitions by 0niTTRay

first kiss 

Three words: big fucking deal.

You had your first kiss eh? Well good luck staying with that girl/guy all through junior high school,high school,and college.

first kiss by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

chrono cross 

A game with the most confusing opening I've ever seen...and by opening,I mean first few hours of the game. Oh yeah,and most battles are long fights but the bosses are pushovers in the end. The graphics are blinding,the CG cutscenes are REALLY pointless (aside from one or two),but the music is really cool. About 4/5ths of the characters join your party,a lot of them have ridiculous accents,a few of them actually contribute to the storyline too! Anyway,it has a good battle system,wraps up a few loose ends from Chrono Trigger,but it still looks like another Squaresoft PSX movie,i.e. lots of talking and CG cutscenes. Despite that,I wanna see a Chrono break. Badly.

Greco,Mojo,Skelly,NeoFio,Grobyc,and Turnip are some of the most gratuitous characters in the game. But playing as an anthropomorphic vegetable is pretty sweet.

chrono cross by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

chrono break 

A game that really needs to be made.

Note for slower persons: It'd be the sequel to Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross. And Dalton would be in it. ^_^

chrono break by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

Abyss of Lost Consoles 

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

Abyss of Lost Consoles by 0niTTRay March 3, 2004

sturm 

The most AWESOME man of all time!

STURM Brightblade!

sturm by 0niTTRay February 8, 2004

paper mario 

The best RPG on N64. Zelda is NOT an RPG.

With Paper Mario,Banjo Kazooie,and Conker's Bad Fur Day,what more do I need on N64?

paper mario by 0niTTRay February 2, 2004

sega dreamcast 

What the kids buy with money from the tooth fairy. I dunno much about the games,but it's a pretty quality emulation platform,I'll give it that.

Cartman: C'mon Kenny! Don't you wanna buy a SEGA DREAMCAST?

sega dreamcast by 0niTTRay January 19, 2004