0niTTRay's definitions

lemonparty.org

A website featuring 3 homosexual geriatrics engaging in fellatio and mouth-to-mouth kissing.
Great for grossing out your friends, although not as shocking as goatse.

Lemonparty vet: Hmm...so one of the old guys is Asian...

Lemonparty n00b: OH MY SWEET FUCKING GOD BUDDHA WHO THE HELL WOULD TAKE SUCH A PICTURE AND ORGANIZE SUCH AN ACT?!!?!?!?

by 0niTTRay September 12, 2004

Kefkatastic

To be so delightfully insane and/or malicious that it makes one laugh like wordKefka/word and such. Also makes them inclined to listening to songs like Kefka's Theme and Dacing Mad.

Run run or you'll be well done! This plan to poison the ravers' bottled water is just Kefkatastic! You know,since ravers suck and we're killing them all.

by 0niTTRay December 26, 2003

fuckface

Nameless One
period

"Cheers, fuckface!"-Phillip, South Park

by 0niTTRay April 20, 2006

sk8er boi

Worst song EVER? Perhaps.
If you have the horrible misfortune of hearing it,put on some Weird Al to cleanse your ears.

Duckbear: he was a *wordfap/word fap* sk8er boi,she *fap fap fap* sai-*BLAM*
0niTTRay: Bitch.

by 0niTTRay December 17, 2003

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

dildo

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003

driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003