1 definition by -TheRealMiC
A simple rule that remind all ignorant people of their life philosophy. I before E. I before everyone. Me before everyone else. It is being instilled into the minds of young children all over the world. This simple little rule "I before E" seems harmless but is the cause of all our problems. Presidents,CEO's,Doctors,Bus drivers even Teachers! All corrupted by the innocent little rhyme they learned in elementary school. Little did they know it would cause them to only care about themselves first and others second.
Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon.
iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)
Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon.
iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)
Obama- Fuck healthcare, Im not gonna do shit! HAHAHa I before E muthafuckas!!!
Dr. Morris- I dont care if your on the verge of death. Nigga i need to get paid! I before E negro!
CEO- Who cares if my workers are underpaid,starving and on the verge of bankrupcy. And if the business's i take over cause hundreds to lose their jobs. Nigga im about to pay myself an extra 100k. Hell yea! I before E beyotch!
Dr. Morris- I dont care if your on the verge of death. Nigga i need to get paid! I before E negro!
CEO- Who cares if my workers are underpaid,starving and on the verge of bankrupcy. And if the business's i take over cause hundreds to lose their jobs. Nigga im about to pay myself an extra 100k. Hell yea! I before E beyotch!
by -TheRealMiC November 6, 2009