7 definitions by @RealityWinner
"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb
by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018
verb. 1) to exaggerate, esp of wealth or spectacle. 2) to lie, cheat and steal. 3) (colloquially) to distract with sexual scandals and threats of litigation. 4) to deny connections to crime. 5) to golf. 6) to troll or be a troll. 7. To indulge clownarchy.
adverb. trumpic; see moronic
noun. (informal). 1) a lurid bestiality which insists upon coercion and subjugating beauty, as in pageantry, cockfighting, big sport, state-run media, etc. 2) an irrelevance. 3) a lumpenchlownarchist
See also moron, asshole, fraud, thief, #MAGA, Viagara, Cialis, Schumer, Pelosi, satire, tire
adverb. trumpic; see moronic
noun. (informal). 1) a lurid bestiality which insists upon coercion and subjugating beauty, as in pageantry, cockfighting, big sport, state-run media, etc. 2) an irrelevance. 3) a lumpenchlownarchist
See also moron, asshole, fraud, thief, #MAGA, Viagara, Cialis, Schumer, Pelosi, satire, tire
verb. If you elect to trump, you run the risk of making a colossal moron of yourself.
noun. Fuck it, it's just a lousy lump of trump.
adverbial noun. He totally fucking pulled a trump and pasted his face with lipstick and blush and ran for office.
adverb. Her trumpic overtures withstanding, she found herself reveling in the company of two-thirds a football team.
noun. Fuck it, it's just a lousy lump of trump.
adverbial noun. He totally fucking pulled a trump and pasted his face with lipstick and blush and ran for office.
adverb. Her trumpic overtures withstanding, she found herself reveling in the company of two-thirds a football team.
by @RealityWinner February 19, 2018
noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.
adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.
That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.
Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.
Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.
There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.
Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.
Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.
There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
by @RealityWinner February 19, 2018
Noun. 1) a cryptocurrency built on blockchain technology, uninterrogated ethics, and appalling credulity. 2) a currency of the US Congress. 3) a threat to sue by the 45th President of the US. 4) the currency of clownarchy. 5) an investment in pageantry. 6) a loan from Deutsche Bank. 7) an emolument. 8) payment tendered for suppression of truth regarding a sex act.
I tried to wash trade my Clowncoin before exchanging them for Litecoin while my hacker team based in Puerto Rico ran a dope pump and dump job on Bitcoin, which I used to pick up even more Litecoin and a new token in which I'm principally vested for close to $1.5B. Another day at the market for a savvy entrepreneur and compassionate dolt like me. I work hard for my money, muthafukah.
Q: Why don't you shut the fuck up about Clowncoins and other bogus currencies?
A: Because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging freedom of speech.
Q: Why don't you report your Clowncoins to the IRS?
A: Because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (My body, my abortion, my Clowncoins...)
Q: What can you purchase with Clowncoins?
A: Same shit as Bitcoin.
Q. Will you agree to repeatedly sell me Clowncoin for, say, Litecoin or Bitcoin or Ethereum in exchange for purchasing it back at a higher price?
A. Of course. Or we could leave it to the bots.
Q: What do you mean by Spoofy?
A: I mean it's a Spoof, like Clowncoin.
Q: Have you estimated a market capitalization for Clowncoin?
A: Yes. By the same calculus as Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Fantasy, and Alchemy.
Q: Why don't you shut the fuck up about Clowncoins and other bogus currencies?
A: Because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging freedom of speech.
Q: Why don't you report your Clowncoins to the IRS?
A: Because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (My body, my abortion, my Clowncoins...)
Q: What can you purchase with Clowncoins?
A: Same shit as Bitcoin.
Q. Will you agree to repeatedly sell me Clowncoin for, say, Litecoin or Bitcoin or Ethereum in exchange for purchasing it back at a higher price?
A. Of course. Or we could leave it to the bots.
Q: What do you mean by Spoofy?
A: I mean it's a Spoof, like Clowncoin.
Q: Have you estimated a market capitalization for Clowncoin?
A: Yes. By the same calculus as Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Fantasy, and Alchemy.
by @RealityWinner March 4, 2018
Noun. A system or regime of criminality comprising clowns and semi-literate conspirators.
Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.
Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.
Noun. A genre of performance art masquerading as entertainment meant to distract golfers while ingesting Cialis.
Adjective. That which describes adult literacy by means of a kremlin pedagogy of golden showers at a hotelier's kind of hotel.
Yo Barrack, look at the mess you left after clowning 8 years about the rule of law. This kleptoclownarchy is like dope on ugly. You see that hideous trumpette he took home? Shit, your bitch fly compared to that skank.
by @RealityWinner February 20, 2018
noun. 1) a digital currency. 2) a pump and dump scheme perpetrated by semi-literate hackers and wishful idiots with dubious notions of wealth. 3) a token (of luck, good faith, hypocrisy or fraud). 4) a game of luck. 5) financial ruin.
verb. To render a tasteless joke to a scathing insult of ethics.
adjective. An oscillation (said of light, color, volume, exchange rate, etc) which is manipulable by unsophisticated and feckless dimwits.
verb. To render a tasteless joke to a scathing insult of ethics.
adjective. An oscillation (said of light, color, volume, exchange rate, etc) which is manipulable by unsophisticated and feckless dimwits.
I use Bitcoin for all sorts of things. To have a neighbor's dogs killed, to buy drugs, donate to wikileaks, pay for kiddie porn, etc. Sorry, I misspoke. I usually don't buy drugs with Bitcoin anymore. Too much a hassle.
I was totally up in her junk at her place and her idiot friend bugs in and the two of them start ragging about #metoo and Harvey Weinstein and then she pulls a Bitcoin on me and says she feels undervalued in our relationship. I'm like, Bitch you trumpin'.
I was totally up in her junk at her place and her idiot friend bugs in and the two of them start ragging about #metoo and Harvey Weinstein and then she pulls a Bitcoin on me and says she feels undervalued in our relationship. I'm like, Bitch you trumpin'.
by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018
noun. A clowner with political vanities who is committed to thieving and lying and endorses clownarchy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
verb. To get panties in a bunch when expounding the virtues of semi-literacy.
Guy: A clown stole a hamburger from a child at Wendy's and was caught masturbating in the restroom.
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
Guy: Dude, that's crack kleptoclown.
Girl: Bitch, you trinna kleptoclown or get us both raped.
Girl: Raped. No, wait. Trinna kleptoclown. LOL!
by @RealityWinner February 21, 2018