The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"

Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.

Similar to *headdesk*
Today I locked my keys in my car. Again. *facepalm*
by Moondog February 11, 2004
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Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.
I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.
by D. Gould February 21, 2006
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The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."
by FiYoG October 11, 2004
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Obsession and erotic enjoyment derived from the mere thinking of Apple(tm) Nano Ipod or its accessories
user1: until then, IPOD CASES!!!!
seriously. i'd get a nano just to have those SEXXXXAY cases.
user2: um we going or are u just going to have nanogasms

by Jpspiderman January 25, 2006
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The process of getting ready for a fight, stemming from the process of lacing up boxing gloves, or to beat or knock some one out in a fight.
1."You best get laced up sucka!"
2."He got laced up on Broadway by some fool he didn't even know"
by logikflux December 29, 2005
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Credit Whore (CW) is someone that does something nice just so they can bring it to everyone's attention and get credit for it.
Credit Whore is someone who puts money in tip jar and then shouts, "I just put a dollar in the tip jar".

by E. C. February 5, 2006
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A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.
"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"
by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006
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