Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
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When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
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To chill or stand at a spot (like a club or a street corner etc). To claim a spot. The term came from drug dealers on street corners, like light posts and street posts, and there you have it POST UP!
Yo lets post up right there where all the honeys with the big booties are.
by dada-ecko February 11, 2005
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A system of government characterized by rampant corruption and misallocation of public funds.
That country is a kleptocracy in which nothing is accomplished without greasing the palms of government officials.
by Joseph T. Rodolico May 18, 2005
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To break or harm ones limbs or organs through dancing.
Jeff has discolocated with his wack dance moves.
by Mr. Lubba Lubba March 1, 2006
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The name you use to identify yourself to the stranger sitting next to you on the plane.
"Man, I just flew in from the West Coast sitting next to this wacko - thank God I used my plane name or else I'd be worried about him stalking me."
by Joseph Sanscrainte January 23, 2006
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