Urban Dictionary

The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.

Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics.

Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song
Tommy Wright -meet your maker

Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres:

Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk

Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell

House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics

Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.

Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia

meat-riding someone extremely hard, but it’s usually praising instead of hate.

A way to describe your brain

Coming from the dutch word for "running around", this is the wildness that ensues when amish kids turn 16. They are given complete freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, and sex. I suddenly like the amish a lot more.