Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

The ability to resurrect extinct species.

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

- the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.

A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.