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xylaphone 

One of the 26 most important things learnt at ages 0-3, and unless you work in a call center you wont think of it more than 15 times in the year, let alone say it
a is for apple
c is for cat
x is for... erm... xylaphone
xylaphone by RdotJ September 26, 2009

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.
"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

xylophoning 

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling
xylophoning by huster April 22, 2003

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.
"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

Hairy Xylaphone 

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.
Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone
Hairy Xylaphone by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

Xylophoning 

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.
Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.
Xylophoning by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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