xylaphonic 

Being very musical in the sense of knowing good music, and being able to name songs by simply hearing the instruments being played.

"Last night during music trivia Eugune was simply xylaphonic."

xylaphonic by kumho October 21, 2009

xylaphone 

One of the 26 most important things learnt at ages 0-3, and unless you work in a call center you wont think of it more than 15 times in the year, let alone say it

a is for apple
c is for cat
x is for... erm... xylaphone

xylaphone by RdotJ September 26, 2009

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

xylophonious by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

xylophoning 

banging ones cock on someone's teeth while they are smiling

xylophoning by huster April 22, 2003

xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

xylophonious by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

Hairy Xylaphone 

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

Hairy Xylaphone by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

Xylophoning 

Employing someone's ribs as a music making machine, courtesy of your man-mallet.

Steve and Sally enjoyed the symphonic ecstasy of ribcage tones courtesy of Steve's mastery of xylophoning.

Xylophoning by Slick Rick "The Dick" November 21, 2018