worker

Someone who arrives late, leaves early and does as little as possible in between.

Peterson is a most annoying worker. He shows up at 10, leaves at 4 and takes a 2-hour lunchbreak.

by Jonathan FeBland April 1, 2008

worker

A derogatory term used to describe an annoying person. Also related to retard and twat

Shut up you worker!
Workers are the worst kind of people!

by gemmy November 7, 2004

No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

lazy}; Criss Angel;

My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.

by CorporateAmerica September 9, 2008

will worker

A person capable of manipulating the universe without the need of magickal implements, using just their "will" and their mind.

He just thought about it and it happened, he must be a will worker.

by disgonnahurt January 10, 2008

Workers Decompensation

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.

Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 22, 2018

Government Worker

An oxymoron.

Man 1: "Betsy just took 12 weeks off from her job!"

Man 2: "She must be a government worker."

by PCUTroublemaker March 1, 2013

Council Worker

The job that all bogans do when they wake up to themselves that living off the dole has it's drawbacks. Bogans also work for the local council because they know that they can still be bludgers because of the council workers' pack mentality of being lazy.

How many council workers does it take to fix a light bulb?

That's right!

by SgtHairy January 8, 2014