Wetlands

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 1, 2008

Wetland Quim

A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

by Darkdestroyer20 September 9, 2020

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 10, 2023

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

by Raymond Johnson May 19, 2005

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop May 1, 2004

my girl turned into a frigid wetland when she went out

by frigid wetland March 6, 2021