Weiser

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

by KingOfBeers July 25, 2008

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weiser

An extremely dry hand job.

“My wife was on her period. All i got was a weiser.”

by dkock3 April 29, 2021

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The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

by jacksonkru December 9, 2014

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Butt weiser

The classic insult. To be used to insult a being.
This word is commonly mistaken for "Budweiser", which is a sort of beer. Certain beings are unable to differentiate the term 'Butt weiser' and 'Budweiser' - please do not let their stupidity confuse you.

(This term originated and was coined by a certain being named s.c.)

1. You Buttweiser!
2. No one wants to hear what you have to say, you BUTTWEISER
3. I'll Butt weiser you in a second
4.
person: "you're a buttweiser"
fool: "Butt weiser is a sort of beer..."
person: "thats butt weiser fool!"

by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq March 11, 2008

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Conrad weiser

Shit school with shittier people, main goal is to act like a Celebrity in this school and then do nothing when they graduate. 90% of the students fiend juul pods and the other 10% lie about never vaping

Juul enjoyer: hey I got this new pod it’s great
Conrad weiser student: lemme hit it *one hits entire pod until it’s burnt*
Juul enjoyer: “oh you must be from Conrad weiser”

by Not a juul fiend December 7, 2021

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