A step past being a vanilla, boring person. People who lack substance in their personality. They are likely hard to talk to, and when you can get a conversation out of them, it's boring and surface-level.
Person 1: I've been dating this guy for five months and every time we talk he talks about the weather.
Person 2: That guy is watery
Person 2: That guy is watery
by lydrauhl August 23, 2018
The real name of Wateri from Death Note, if this name is said around a brunette asthmatic friend at 2:27 in the morning while reading fan fiction you could risk your friend drowning on the water they were drinking in between chapters. Say with caution.
You: WaTeRy
Brunette asthmatic friend: HIIHHFKDOWUHEHTKFOYQHHRKROF *choking sounds* *proceeds to have an asthma attack while you are 10.7 miles away with only a learner’s permit for driving and no way into their house*
You: BRO STOP DYING !!!!!!
Brunette asthmatic friend: HIIHHFKDOWUHEHTKFOYQHHRKROF *choking sounds* *proceeds to have an asthma attack while you are 10.7 miles away with only a learner’s permit for driving and no way into their house*
You: BRO STOP DYING !!!!!!
by luna cocinas April 13, 2022
by Nowforyou September 11, 2017
by wavy rocc December 19, 2008
When you have indulged in too many alcoholic beverages and you have taken a moment to regain your composure. Suddenly, your mouth begins to water uncontrollably signaling a vom attack and you realize you must immediately find a bathroom if your night shall continue on.
by Panda bear and Kare bear January 6, 2015
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
by bretney November 27, 2006
A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile
She gave him a watery smile.
by anonymous.freebird June 26, 2018