wambulence

An ambulence that tends specifically to people who are angsty, goths, or who just generally cry and complain alot.

Person 1: Man, life is so difficult. Blah blah blah.
Person 2: SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULENCE! <makes siren noise> WaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaah!

by Wambulence EMT #256 March 30, 2005

wambulance

The official motorvehicle to be called in response to bitch-like behavior.

Brian: "I missed the Friends rerun."
Response: "Will, call a fuckin' wambulance."

by Boris Spassky April 21, 2005

Wambulance

A fictional abulance or rescue squad for someone who cries or whines, most often without provication. A way to insult someone whom often cries for no apparent reason; a cry baby, a brat, or someone suffering from hypochondria.

" Waaa, waaa, I want a cookie waaaa, waaaa, waaaa!"
"Did someone call the wambulance, WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Wambulance

A joke used insultingly toward a person who is whining about something stupid like a tummy ache.

Whiner: Ow! Damn it to Hell, this paper cut hurts!

Other guy: Boo Hoo, let me dial WHINE-1-1 and call you a wambulance.

by Slayn December 31, 2008

Wambulance

Wambulance is a fictional ambulance for someone who cries or whines.

Someone call 9-Wa-Wa!! We need a WAMBULANCE!

by droopie December 31, 2009

wambulance

When somebody gets upset, you call the Wambulance.

Person 1: "I just stubbed my toe!"
Person 2: "CRY ME A FRIGGEN RIVER! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!"

by ExtraGoodChi December 9, 2002

wambulance

An health care automobile for cry-babies. To rescue and take care of those people that complains about any tiny wounds.

Stop cryin' already! Don't make me call the wambulance!

by diana April 7, 2003