by DeathlyEmoBiatch April 5, 2006
by Dan Milner January 6, 2009
1. When some dude be snorting just like Urkle in Family Matters. Usually detracts hot womenz. Don't hang with a homeboy that be Urkling. Sometimes happens after hard laughter.
2. Urkling is the sound pigs make.
2. Urkling is the sound pigs make.
Yo homie? Why you Urkling all up on Laura Winslow like that?? Urkling is cool, but only for nerds...
by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi June 18, 2010
An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."
"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."
by Bonin' Bobno February 12, 2010
The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"
Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked
Randal: Did I do that!?
Randal: Did I do that!?
by The Rollin and the tiden February 21, 2011
Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.
being defined
Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?
Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!
Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.
Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!
Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?
Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!
Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.
Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!
Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
by Nead555 December 31, 2016
When a guy takes a dump in his pants strapped with suspenders, then proceeds to take off his pants/suspenders with the dump laced in, ties that shit up, puts it on someone's doorstep, puts glasses on the pile, lights the pile up and rings the doorbell and leaves.( a bonus occurs if the house owner comes outside and stomps the fire out and gets shit everywhere)
Colin:Hahahah i can't believe we just stinky urkled that jackass
Jason:Dude that was father paul from my church
Colin: What a jackass
Jason: I got it anally from him last week;)
Jason:Dude that was father paul from my church
Colin: What a jackass
Jason: I got it anally from him last week;)
by firesauce December 20, 2009