untensils 

Any eating utensils (cutlery) that aren't knives, sporks or chopsticks, and are therefore superfluous.
You can eat anything if you've got a knife, spork and chopsticks. You don't need four different spoons. Said spoons are untensils.

I'm never comfortable having dinner with Mark - he sets the table with loads of untensils I never end up using.

untensils by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

UTENSILAROO 

THE ONLY VALID CLUE TO GIVE WHEN SPOON AND KANGAROO ARE ON THE BOARD.

THE OPERATIVES CLICKED ON "SPOON" AND "KANGAROO" AS SOON AS THE SPYMASTER GAVE THE CLUE "UTENSILAROO".

UTENSILAROO by alsosam April 23, 2021

Utensilator 

A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.

" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"

Utensilator by Shazz Spazz October 15, 2008

Writing utensil 

A pencil you dumb f**k

Pass me that writing utensil

Writing utensil by Mebaychy August 28, 2017

fen utensils 

Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!

fen utensils by TheNativez April 21, 2007

utensil slapped 

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

utensil slapped by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

utensil 

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

utensil by floutas December 6, 2006