you're so bored you can't die
person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die
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