the can 

1. A very powerful Core unit in the game, Total Annihilation. The Can boasts a giant laser that takes 75 out of your energy reserves to fire.

2. A toilet

3. The (Trash) Can

1. Uh oh, a The Can is coming to my base! I need to surrender! SURRENDER! It isn't working! AHHHHH!

2. Bob: Hey Kenthar, I need to use The Can. Where is it.
Kenthar: Next The Can - 5 miles south, sucka!

3. He shoots! *throws a balled-up piece of paper at The Can* He scores!

the can by Kenthar January 26, 2004

The Can 

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***

Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*

The Can by viri de terra July 6, 2019

The Can 

A small crappy town in Texas about an hour south of Dallas on I-45. Known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of Wolf Brand Chili. The people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. This is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total shit out of enormous jealousy. It is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. In the mid-1990's, Mildred High School outside of Corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the State.
The town is also mentioned in a Max Stalling song "Probably Corsicana"

I'm not going to see my Parents in The Can this weekend. I don't feel like being around a bunch of socially retarded dumbasses.

The Can by Imabitch2udealwit March 11, 2008

the can 

the ass, the buttox of an individual,

Jeanna let me hit it in the can!

the can by Primetime September 17, 2004

The can 

Slang terminology to mean a crackpipe. To Indulge In the Inhaling of the rock, to have a stone dependancy. Stonefiend negro.

That badmans on the can you ghet me?

The can by El Cholo May 27, 2004

The Can Man 

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.

Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.

The Can Man by Shomo February 21, 2005

The Can Opener 

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

The Can Opener by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022