by sv.jindra September 23, 2010
A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life
James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
by A tarty martyr January 31, 2019
adj. having the taste of a pop tart
n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
by DRBadGuy91 December 12, 2006
That horrible dry unsatisfactory feeling on your tounge like rubber against a clean floor making it squeak or like fine sand paper coating your mouth pertaining to something you eat or consume
I ate a lemon causing tartyness.
Why do these foods feel weird it's as if they have a tartyness to them.
Why do these foods feel weird it's as if they have a tartyness to them.
by The Kirk Cobain cracker December 15, 2021