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Self-stranging
When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
Self-stranging by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013
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stinging roger
The last few puffs of a joint. Called a stinging roger because it burns your fingers and lips. Referenced in The Big Lez Show, Choomah Island 2.
stinging roger by Terenke September 30, 2015
Slanging Match
British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other
Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015
slanging that iron
slanging that iron by kyiy May 5, 2018
Standing here i realise
Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise by A ghost from Scotland April 12, 2022
standing on business
Short Def: Take care of your business
Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.
Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.
Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
standing on business by WHERESWILINE October 20, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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