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A shortened version of Square Ft.
Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."
squeet by poweredbyraycon February 12, 2022
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When a apprentice/new guy runs about trying to keep up with his more superior co worker. But manages to only completely slow shit down.
For the love of shit squeetle what are you doing over there? Hurry the fuck up.
squeetle by Jacques05 April 12, 2017

yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.
Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!
yeet chicken squeet by $imoney7 October 24, 2016

Squeethorp 

A person who walks on the beach looking for dead Seagulls to suck the butt wind out of.
I saw a squeethorp today suck on 3 birds.
Squeethorp by Squeethorp January 26, 2009
The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.
Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!
Squeeve by yawwwnnnnn September 14, 2019

Heebity Squeets 

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
Heebity Squeets by RageKage August 27, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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