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leathered to the jimmys

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.
Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

feathered 

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.
Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.
feathered by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018

Fair Weathered Fan 

1. A fan who only likes a team when it is winning
John used to like the Mariners but now that they have been losing a lot he now likes the Dodgers. He is such a fair weathered fan

Down-Feathered 

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

weathered 

adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.
Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.
weathered by citizendc January 6, 2009