by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019
You are at the peak of boredom. You google random variations of your keyboard layout. You tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,olp
Jason: I’m SO BORED
Jack: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Jason: Nah
Jason: I KNOW, I’ll type qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
Jack: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Jason: Nah
Jason: I KNOW, I’ll type qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
by FreidomMan December 6, 2021
When you're very bored and regret letting you literacy circle group down in year 8 when you didn't read the book and therefore didn't prepare the discussion director questions, and your whole group got in trouble, and got mad at you, because they all did their roles, but lazy old you didn't want to read 107 pages of John Flanagan's terrible Rangers Apprentice book series. (it actually sucks). So you went on to Microsoft Edge on your school laptop and looked up Alien Porn to make yourself feel better, but then the I.T. blokes come into your class during homeroom the next day and confiscate your laptop in front of everyone. so you go to I.T. during morning tea to find out what's going on and your crush, this cute and quite girl, is having problems with her laptop, but then one of the I.T. blokes say word for word "Alien Porn is heaps mad ay?" in front of your crush.
feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.
Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.
Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
by mummummumumumumummummuum October 20, 2019