Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often
short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was
god as he made
Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.