Quarantinitis 

Having an inflammatory response to an otherwise negligible issue due to being quarantined too long.

"my wife and I argued over letting the dog outside because we both have quarantinitis"

Quarantinitis by doggomama March 30, 2020

quarantinnitis 

A musical ear and mind disease - when listening to live streaming song covers from your favorite musicians over and over during a quarantine/pandemic, the way they perform/cover the song replaces the sound of the original song in your mind and/or is stuck in your head.

I have requested that dueling pianist to cover Tina Turner's Private Dancer so many times that I have forgotten how Tina sounds like, I just can't get it out of my head, I think I have a case of quarantinnitis!

quarantinnitis by MmmmYah September 19, 2020

quarantinnitis 

A musical ear and mind disease - when listening to live streaming song covers from your favorite musicians over and over during a quarantine/pandemic, the way they perform/cover the song replaces the sound of the original song in your mind and/or is stuck in your head.

I have requested that dueling pianist to cover Tina Turner's Private Dancer so many times that I have forgotten how Tina sounds like, I just can't get it out of my head, I think I have a case of quarantinnitis!

quarantinnitis by MmmmYah September 19, 2020

Quarantinitunity 

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

Quarantinitunity by Original Robbo April 5, 2021

Quarantinicide

Death by quarantine, either intentional or by mistake.

November 2022 Urumqi apartment fire — at least 10 Uyghur people died (some reports say more), blamed on lockdown barriers (sealed doors/gates) blocking escape and firefighters. This instance of quarantinicide by The Chinese government sparked nationwide protests against zero-COVID.

Quarantinicide by Mikołaj February 6, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022