Pialinist's definitions

Lamb Sauce

Error 404: Lamb Sauce not found

Where's the LAMB SAUCE????????

by Pialinist October 27, 2020

Anti Masker

A Karen who can’t get their act together during a pandemic and wear a FRIGGIN mask, because “iT tAkEs AwAy My FrEeDoM”

Shut up, stop being an anti masker, and wear a FRIGGIN mask. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

by Pialinist September 1, 2020

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Retail

A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.

Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Sneauxfleayke

To take a perfectly normal name and change the spelling to something stupid so that your kid can be yOoNeEk.
Origin: A purposely stupid yOuNeEk spelling of "snowflake."

Examples of sneauxfleayke names: Qur'stylle (Crystal), Vykktoreeah (Victoria), Khrystynah (Christina), Maddeyeszohnn (Madison), Aashleigh (Ashley).

by Pialinist January 2, 2024

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024