Definitions by Pialinist
Cross clopen
You've heard of the clopen, now get ready for cross clopen. It's when you have two jobs and you close at one job and open at the other job the next day.
Cross clopen by Pialinist April 3, 2026
Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs
Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.
Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."
Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs by Pialinist November 17, 2024
Homework
Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
Walking My Fish
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"
"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
Walking My Fish by Pialinist July 22, 2024
Frat Dude
A dude, probably named something like Bryan or Chad, who drinks beer and talks about getting "chicks" 24/7/365 (366 this year). Wears nothing but Patagonia and the only words in his vocabulary are "bro" and "let's go." Lives in a house that is always a total sausage fest, except during frat parties where the aforementioned "chicks" they are constantly yapping about come to the house to get drugged by the Frat Dudes so the Frat Dudes can have their way with them.