Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
Sat right down and only farted.
This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.
Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.
Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 11, 2008
Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.
A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする
Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru
Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu
Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru
Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush
by Zachariah Langley 13 January 29, 2018