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Plumplestiltskin 

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.
Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.
Plumplestiltskin by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

Pimplestilskin 

One who is short-statured and bepimpled.
"Is Pimplestilskin about?"
"No, she's on lunch"
"Good"
Pimplestilskin by odhran kelly March 22, 2004

blumplestilskin 

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato
I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin