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short for penis. sometimes used in places where saying penis is inappropriate.

guy #1: this is how you do the can-can!

guy #2: FUCK dude, you just kicked me in my peens! watch where you kick asshole!

peens by dickhaver319Xboxlive3picYOLO September 6, 2013

Words you can keep

peens

Short for "penis eater." Usually used as a nickname for someone.

"Hey Peens! What's up?"
Jon you are such a peens

peens by daisy doll April 3, 2006

Related Words

peenSU • Peension • peensquad • peense • peenshot • peenshua • peenshuasis • peenskeeter • peensleeve • peenstank

The Peens

Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.

Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.

The Peens by thejson June 26, 2008

strawberry peels

Who tf knows Uzi & Thug be spittin' tho

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strawberry peels by trudick March 13, 2020

unsheared peen

An uncircumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: Unfortunately, no. I have an unsheared peen...
Girl: That’s gross, and I will therefore not give you head.
Guy: Fuck.

unsheared peen by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

Curly peen

A curly bully stick (bull penis) treat for dogs.

We don’t know why, but Bella only likes the curly peen.

Curly peen by Endless_lime91 July 13, 2019

peensus

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026