papanazzi 

Noun. Portmanteau of "paparazzi" and "nazi." Refers to aggressive and persistent press trying to photograph celebrities. Crowds tend to cheer when celebrities punch them. May also refer to paparazzi who stand by and keep the cameras rolling while sh!t hits the fan because that's their sadistic duty.

Meg: “Did you see where Bjork attacked that reporter?”
Reg: “Yeah, but those papanazzis were bugging her.”
Meg: “... they kept filming, didn’t they?”

papanazzi by killthespider June 7, 2011

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Paparazzed 

Although it looks like a past participle the verb cannot really be conjugated apart from "paparazzed" and "paparazzing".

Being "paparazzed" means being photographed sometimes by some annoying guy handling a camera (paparazzi) in an intrusive way.

I went to a party yesterday and I paparazzed all the young and nice ladies.

I went to downtown for a walk and I've been paparazzing the people there.

Paparazzed by Mellowiz September 5, 2007

paparazzle 

a generic term for the paparazzi

Who gives a rat's poop chute if the Paparazzle get a few thousand photos of her

paparazzle by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

paparazzle.com 

Ass kicking celebrity photo agency.

I'm on www.paparazzle.com. Pow - right in the Paparazzle!

paparazzle.com by Paparazzle October 18, 2013

paparazzi 

photographers and other people involved in the media, who follow people, especially celebrities, in order to look for stories

The Paparazzi are all over this town. They are such assholes.

paparazzi by Light Joker August 14, 2007