A small but growing town, close in proximity to Chattanooga, Nashville, and Knoxville. Adjacent to Collegedale, home of the Little Debbie snack cake.
by Kris Jane April 10, 2009
Correction: Ooltewah is a podunk little wide place in the middle of I-75 in the arm pit between Cleveland and Chattanooga. (this place is so small you can think of it as the reject part of chattanooga.)
The cops are crooked, there are trailer parks everywhere, the drug of choice is meth.
By the cops are crooked I mean most of them think they are hardcore B.A.M.F. but in reality most of them would shit in a REAL situation.
Most of the general life forms here use a very slang form of the english language which pretty much no one but them understand.
NEVER STOP TO EAT IN OOLTEWAH! YOU WILL SHIT FOR DAYS!
All in all if you would like to miss the exit for this forgotten part of the world you could simply blink and forget it ever happened.
The cops are crooked, there are trailer parks everywhere, the drug of choice is meth.
By the cops are crooked I mean most of them think they are hardcore B.A.M.F. but in reality most of them would shit in a REAL situation.
Most of the general life forms here use a very slang form of the english language which pretty much no one but them understand.
NEVER STOP TO EAT IN OOLTEWAH! YOU WILL SHIT FOR DAYS!
All in all if you would like to miss the exit for this forgotten part of the world you could simply blink and forget it ever happened.
guy 1: Man I'm starved. Can we stop here and get something to eat?
guy 2: Are you shittin' me? This is Ooltewah! If you would like food poisoning and the inability to stop shitting for days then we can stop but you can count me out!
guy 2: Are you shittin' me? This is Ooltewah! If you would like food poisoning and the inability to stop shitting for days then we can stop but you can count me out!
by Static-inferno March 12, 2010
A bullshit-old ass-cheap ass school. Everyone thinks violence is the answer. Alot of blacks and whites go to ooltewah high. limited asians. some musty people go there. most people who go to ooltewah high smoke weed, drink or pop pills. get in trouble for the littlest things. ooltewah is in a small ass town which is the size of my dick.
by guda October 25, 2010
Correction:
"were" or rather WHERE all the piles of sad failure of Ooltewah (see definition for Ooltewah) that were begat by failure meth-addicted whore mothers go to try and "LEARN ME UH BOOK" for "GRATER EDUMACATION" so that we can continue the countries downward spiral and let them "GRADUMICATE" with some of the worlds lowest educational standards.
Being "HOTT" has nothing to do with this.
"were" or rather WHERE all the piles of sad failure of Ooltewah (see definition for Ooltewah) that were begat by failure meth-addicted whore mothers go to try and "LEARN ME UH BOOK" for "GRATER EDUMACATION" so that we can continue the countries downward spiral and let them "GRADUMICATE" with some of the worlds lowest educational standards.
Being "HOTT" has nothing to do with this.
Ooltewah High School, where undereducated redneck meth-babies go to try and learn a simple skill to try and survive and be a productive member of society.
by static-inferno March 12, 2010
by Hall October 27, 2004
a cheap ass white school where boys think they in gangs and most of the girls are pick me with a ass football team that has not won a single game
if you go to ooltewah middle school i feel bad for you cause mr greeson is a bitch so is ms hill and ms treece
by silverwings team September 25, 2021
A bullshit ass school that people keep hitting devilish licks on and messing up the bathrooms now they closed the fucking bathrooms and the kids here are crack vape and weed addicts that need help literal help
by Twn Squidy September 16, 2021