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The last stage of boredom after typing
qpalzm (backwards)
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
No time for sentences about mzlapq
mzlapq by sidenigga III May 8, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
hello again

you just entered the right and left corner of each line in the qwerty keyboard going from right to left starting down at m
wondering how far this goes on ?

by all means continue

just be sure to add a definition for each combination that doesn't have one yet

"mzlapq" because it has to be included
mzlapq by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017
Oh no no no no no you don't. stop being naughty and go back to work

'Oh and in case you did not know' here is the definition
pressing two keys at once at either side of the key board
you do not use it in a sentence
mzlapq

mzlapqnxksowbcjdievhfurgyt 

you thought pqlamzowksnxiejdncurhfbvytg was confusing?

well well well don't our bored ass minds have a new combination
person 1: how bored are you

person 2: say no more

*mzlapqnxksowbcjdievhfurgyt*

mzlapqowksnxbcjdieurhfbvgyt

You have lost all hopes of entertainment resorting to type this final word in the keyboard either at work or school before death of boredom.
Dude1*dude im soo bored
Dude2*type mzlapqowksnxbcjdieurhfbvgyt before you die

mzlapqowksnxiejdbcurhfvtyg 

The holy grail of bored words. Whenever you are bored, DO NOT TYPE THIS or It will mean that you are a dead zombie who died because of boredom. HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
I am so mzlapqowksnxiejdbcurhfvtyg. I don't think any thing will save me now.....

mzlapqnxksowcbdjeivfhruvgty

heheheha i got here before you
person 1: im so bored i typed mnbvc-
person 2: i have gone mentaly insane and i typed mzlapqnxksowcbdjeivfhruvgty and cant spell mentaly
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