mxqryion 

em-ex-kwEE-rEE-an A certified religion in which the followers believe it is holy to wear any kind of headwear including but not limited to: caps, hoods, stockings, fedoras, bicornes, etc. Wearing these headwear can take place at any school, workplace, and is strongly encouraged during gatherings. This religion follows Christianity in many aspects, such as believing in Christ, but it includes in the Brockensten, Scot 2:11, "All followers who wear head coverings may become closer to God." It is noted however, that the users may take off their hats when they, and only they, choose to do so. If someone of any race, ethnicity, gender, or religion, tells the follower(s) they must take off their head covering, the follower can say that it is in their religious obligation to wear a hat.

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mxqryion by Shaeb Daeb April 7, 2021

Mxqryion 

The religion where the followers choose to wear head coverings. The followers believe it is holy to wear head coverings that include but are not limited to: Caps, Hoods, Beanies, Sombreros, Top Hats, Baseball Caps, Flatcaps, Durags, Headbands, Bandanas, etc. Follows can choose to remove their head covering if they wish to do so. However, if the follower is TOLD to remove their head covering, the follower does not have to oblige. If the person who tells the follower to remove their head covering persists, they are considered unholy and their opinion does not matter. The followers follow the teachings of the Brockensten, and most notably the “Scot” portion.

Mxqryion, the religion of choosing to wear a hat.

Mxqryion by Shaeb Daeb July 28, 2021