1. small testicles

2. what a married man has if he doesn't wear the pants in his own house

3. a reference to the size a man's balls get after years of consuming GMO's packaged in containers lined with BPA's
Billy's man boobs complemented his lymph nards perfectly.
by austinzyxw September 10, 2012
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A Lymph Node: a part of the human body that can also be used as a non-harsh insult
'Shut up Lymph Node'
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A word used to describe a bitch ass person.
Blake is a Lymph node.
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Lymph Node, a flacid penis, a limp dick
Tu pica said, Greg is a Lymph Node in the bedroom.
by Hey Jay May 19, 2008
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Yeah, that's not what I said though is it?
Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
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