A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
by banefuck February 18, 2010
Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
by kariusvega November 15, 2011
by nanabaanan May 11, 2020
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 May 28, 2018
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 May 28, 2018
Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain
by Boredom888 May 28, 2018