A town like city that is on the border between Alberta and Saskatchewan were a bunch of wannabe thugs and crackheads live but mostly out of control teens who like to party hard and get pregnant. A place were people can't go a day without weed.
by BustyHeart December 5, 2012
A sexual act coined for the Canadian City by the same name.
Lloydminster sits on the border between Canadian provinces Alberta and Saskatchewan much like the Taint sits between the Asshole and the Vagina.
The sexual act of "The Lloydminster" involves a running start and jumping followed by a downward thrust with an erect penis into the taint of your partner effectively destroying the tissue and muscle of the taint performing an at home episiotomy.
Lloydminster sits on the border between Canadian provinces Alberta and Saskatchewan much like the Taint sits between the Asshole and the Vagina.
The sexual act of "The Lloydminster" involves a running start and jumping followed by a downward thrust with an erect penis into the taint of your partner effectively destroying the tissue and muscle of the taint performing an at home episiotomy.
"Patrick was tired of nutting in the same old clown hole so he straight up Lloydminster'd his old lady last night."
by Patrick's Taint Destroyer December 6, 2021
a city full of whores, fuckboys, and wanna be gangsters that think they're cool cause they smoke weed. Legit just a party city- the parties are lowkey lit asf tho. The schools are full of retards. bishop is known for having wanna be skeets, Holy is known for having someone raped with a chair and people coming to school high, E.S is full of greasy people and hoes, The comp is where all ends meet in the middle, and finally avery is with depressed teenage drug addicts. The most lit people to hang out with in lloyd are either the class on 2018 (gr 12s) or the class of 2021 (gr 9's). Cigarettes are known as "darts" and greasy people hang out at the tims. It is also unacceptable in anyway to date a grade 8
by pussyslayer6942969 February 28, 2018
A small oil city in Canada that sits on the border between Alberta, and Saskatchewan. This party City is full of women who are slutty, and men that are fuckboys. A place where you can’t go down the street without seeing a liquor store, or a lifted truck. Only two things for locals to do there for entertaiment is to get drunk, or get drunk. Most common used word in a normal conversation there is Cocaine. Chlamydia is more common than a head cold.
by AbortedChild June 29, 2018
A canadian city full of wanna be gangsters, Fuckboys and really good hoods. Highlights include freddy, landen, and zack
Lloydminster is wack
by 97878989y7 November 28, 2017
A town where people think is cool just because it is “on the border”. The border markers aren’t even on the border. They are a block to far in Alberta. Lloydminster is also know for its shitty school Holy where people get buttfucked by a chair and the good schools E.S and the Comp.
by Pussygang1111 June 29, 2018
a wicked, cool town in canada on the border of 2 provinces. 4 large carrots stand tall and blow in the wind
by yeslek smo April 6, 2009