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lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian 

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

Lesbian Jesus 

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.
Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex
I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.
bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016

Demi Lesbian 

Demi Lesbian is when someone is demisexual and a lesbian. A girl who doesn't experience sexual attraction to another girl unless they form a strong emotional connection with her.
Him: I'd do her. Would you do her?

Her: She's beautiful but I'd need to get to know them before I'd even consider that. I'm a demi lesbian.

Him: Oh yeah, you need an emotional bond.
Demi Lesbian by Tazyy May 9, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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