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Often spelt as Kree or Cree this high pitched cry strikes fear into the hearts of even the most bold bathroom goers. The act of performing kreeh must be decided between two or more participants and involves a distracting physical engagement of sorts while the other party is urinating. The act of the game is to create as much carnage as possible until the urinator has given up. You may not kreeh when the urinator is properly dressed on in an important venue or with an important associate.You may not kreeh someone while they defacate or perform other actions in the bathroom. By kreehing another you have involved yourself in the game. Kreeh is mainly played by males as it is still undiscovered how one would kreeh a female. There are no ways to counter a kreeh unless the participant agrees to kru. Happy Hunting.
I snuck up behind him and KREEEH

I win, I had the last Kreeh Tejada
kreeh by Luinis Mok June 19, 2008
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Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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kreeh • KreekCraft • kree • keeho • kreepy • kneehole • kreep • keehan • kreek • kreeller
to pass out from eating nothing but chocolate; coined thanks to the character Mihael Keehl (pronounced "key-ul") from the manga series "Death Note," who is shown eating only chocolate
The other day I ate seventeen bags of Hershey Kisses, then keehled on the couch and didn't get up again for about six hours.
keehl by bipittybip February 25, 2008

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.
If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.
Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

Mihael Keehl 

A.k.a. Mello, The most badass Death Note character there is. He eats chocolate and blows shit up. He is often seen dramatically biting off a piece of a chocolate bar. He also wears a lot of leather. Second successor to L. Hates Near, and has an inferiority complex. Mafia member and best friends with Matt. Killed by Takada with a Death Note.
"You'll never be as awesome as Mihael Keehl"
Mihael Keehl by Mellofangirl October 22, 2013
Most Beautiful human in the world! And so nice and sweet!
Keeho is the most Beautiful human in the whole world! He is so nice and sweet🥰
Keeho by P1harmonyfan January 21, 2021
1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally.
2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intentionally misspelled names to their children.
I'm going to spell it the normal way, not some kree8yv spelling.
kree8yv by BraedenRacer September 30, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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