koote 

A really cool old coote.

Even though he's 60 years old, with his baggy pants and cap on sideways, he's not just an ordinary old coote; he's an ole koote.

koote by wfredhart December 9, 2008

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.

Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!

kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot

abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead

koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

Kontebonker 

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.

That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.

Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011

Koomer 

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021