A person that cannot successfully construct a sentence or hold a conversation.
Raam: Hey kirst

Kirst: Fuck shit Matt Behr Crap Shit Emo 12 inch tunnels

Steve: Mad
by Sexy June 2, 2004
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Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, cute and one hell of a sexy bitch!!!
Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty!!
by Sinnocence October 17, 2004
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Very sxc llama.
Stupid can opener piece o crap..It trapped my soup in there forever!
by santa June 2, 2004
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Kirst is an expression used to describe someone who pretends they have a pet cat to be cool and fit in with society.

A 'kirst' can usually be detected because they unneccarily bring up their make believe cat into a conversation. This is all part of their attempt to make their elaborate lie believable.
Girl: Wow that rainbow looks so lovely

Kirst: yes me and my cat looked at YouTube videos of rainbows last night
Girl: stop being such a kirst. I accept you without a cat!
Kirst: I do have a cat called Harvey!
by Klippityklop December 9, 2013
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James first girlfriend... he seems to find her very attractive, sweet, cute, and all he wants.

She did not want james after a week and she has had problems in the past... but shes the utmost greatest person and everyone should be jealous of her spelling powers.
by James February 10, 2005
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