Jesusy 

In the manner of Jesus.

"He had Jesusy hair."

Jesusy by Mr. Morphine November 24, 2004

Jesusy 

an adjective: Used to describe a person who is very religious

Man: See that guy with the rosaries tattooed to his arm?
Man 2: Yeah, why?
Man: He's wicked jesusy

Jesusy by Cam G July 1, 2007

Jesusy 

Sharing similar qualities to that of Jesus.

Friend#1: Hey did you remember to pick up a Jesus candle at the store?

Friend#2: Yep.

Friend#1: How do you know it's the right one?

Friend #2: Well it has a freakin' picture of Jesus right on it, I don't think it gets any more Jesusy than that.

Jesusy by amvintage84 October 17, 2009

Jesusy 

When music sounds like gospel but its not i pRoMisE

“Is this jesus music”
“No no its not it just sounds jesusy. Its blues.”

Jesusy by GodtheFirst April 29, 2019

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.

*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"

Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020