A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.
Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.
by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009
One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service
Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
by TheInsultant November 20, 2011
by Strxdwick February 28, 2018
Best come back:"take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE now idk what kinda pan Pacific bullshit power play your tryna pull here but asia jack is my territory so whatever ur thinking youd better think again otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain a GODLY FUCKING FIRESTORM STORM UPON U your gonna have to call the fucking united nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you I am talking SCORCHED EARTH MOTHER FUCKER I WILL MASSACRE U I WILL FUCK YOU UP
Hopefully this helped u rethink the next time u say to me what's the homework insult is that
Hopefully this helped u rethink the next time u say to me what's the homework insult is that
by how about u go FUCK YOURSELF November 5, 2019
An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.
by the pie cows March 3, 2010
Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do your keepers a huge favor: do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
by the dasonator March 4, 2004
An insult is usually when someone says something rude or offensive to another person. Insults are usually used when someone is being annoying, but sometimes are used as jokes. Around 95% of people on the internet use insults, but only 1% of those use insults other than the following:
"Fuck you"
"I banged your mom last night" (This one is also said a lot in COD lobbies)
"Gay"
"Shut up"
"Fuck you"
"I banged your mom last night" (This one is also said a lot in COD lobbies)
"Gay"
"Shut up"
Me: *types a comment on a youtube video*
Some kid: *replies back* "Shut up. I banged your mom last night"
Me: Nice insult, dickweed
Some kid: *replies back* "Shut up. I banged your mom last night"
Me: Nice insult, dickweed
by EpicCollision October 4, 2017