iTool
An Apple fanboy; A member of the Mac trend, especially one who purchases Apple hardware to be fashionable and not because of any virtue of the hardware over PC hardware.
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A very common bunch of douchebags im sure you've seen. These iTools can be easily spotted having their iPod headphones in there ears at all times, even when they aren't listening to there iPod.
Bob: Steve, what you listening to?
Steve: Oh, nothing.
Bob: Goddamit! Take those headphones out of your ears! Your such an iTool!
Steve: Oh, nothing.
Bob: Goddamit! Take those headphones out of your ears! Your such an iTool!
iTool by iLOLatFAILS May 3, 2009
itool
A person who buys everything from Apple (iPod, iPad, MacBook, etc) even though they might not like or want it...they just want to be part of the "Apple" crowd and submit to doing so like a bot...
itool by itoolinventor May 28, 2012
iTroll
An annoying Mac user who is in love with Steve Jobs and Apple and constantly has to remind you that any issue you are currently having with your PC/Music Player/Dishwasher could be easily resolved if you just switched to Apple.
"Hexx0r_jobs is such an iTroll, every time I come onto the forum to ask a question about my PC, he tells me I can resolve the issue by getting a Mac. What an asshole!"
iTroll by theadamsegal October 14, 2009
iFool
An overzealous person who is willing to pay top dollar for an Apple product as soon as it becomes available. They have been known to stand in line for hours, even camp out at a retail store, to try to be the first person to buy a newly-released Apple product.
Leaira: Hey, Jordan, look at all those people lining up by the door! What's going on?
Jordan: Oh, the new iPhone is coming out at midnight tonight. They want to be the first people to get one.
Leaira: Hahaha! That's crazy! Don't they know these things will be obsolete in like 6 months and they'll come out with something else?
Jordan: I'm sure some do, but I guess they want to be able to brag that they have one. What a bunch of iFools!
Leaira: Yeah, no doubt! In a year they won't even be able to give these things away on eBay!
Jordan: Oh, the new iPhone is coming out at midnight tonight. They want to be the first people to get one.
Leaira: Hahaha! That's crazy! Don't they know these things will be obsolete in like 6 months and they'll come out with something else?
Jordan: I'm sure some do, but I guess they want to be able to brag that they have one. What a bunch of iFools!
Leaira: Yeah, no doubt! In a year they won't even be able to give these things away on eBay!
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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