When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.
by kheekis April 14, 2010
Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
by Hoherbass October 6, 2019
A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.
by Hoherbass October 9, 2019
Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?
Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!
Me- Wow, thanks!
Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!
Me- Wow, thanks!
by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
by asshole choker March 26, 2010