Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.
Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.
Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.
by Ex-church chick May 1, 2009
When it's cold in your room and you shoot a load on your tummy-tum-tum and it's warm then it gets cold and crusty.
by RadDaddyTom December 11, 2018
by Fook_D'yormum November 9, 2019
by Fook_D'yormum November 9, 2019